We received the following letter from John von Krusenstiern and thought
we'd share it with you:
 
> I stayed at the HLF World Headquarters, and didn't even KNOW it!!  Are
> you guys f*cking sly, or what?  I even had tea there .... hmmm.... what
> IS that tea made from, anyway?

We replied:

You see how sneaky we are?  We get letters like yours all of the time, 
and everyone is amazed that they stayed at our HQ and were not aware of 
the activities.  We do rent out a room or two, just to cover some of our 
expenses, but most of the building is dedicated to our activities.  You 
may have noticed some of the bellhops were packing heat; that is in case 
they need to protect the lives of rodents, HLF members, or "guests."
 
Please feel free to call ahead for reservations and stay with us again.  
If you mention my name at the front desk, I'll be sure to have a special 
surprise waiting for you in your room.  Who knows?  Maybe you'll even get 
to meet Dr. Hamster next time!
 
Thanks again for your support!  (Incidentally, I checked our records and 
it seems we used your room charges to support 3 actions against gerbilers 
in the local area; we also used that nice tip you gave to the gentleman 
who took you tea to move 20 more hamsters & gerbils out of endangered 
areas via the Underground Railway.  Thanks!  Oh, and we're glad you 
enjoyed the tea; it's an ancient HLF blend that never fails to please.)
 
Sincerely,
 
--gair
Co-Founder, CEO, and Webmaster, Hamster Liberation Front
http://home.earthlink.net/~gbohon/ 
We do a rodent good. (tm)