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Your letters are inspiration to us all. Visit Fan Mail Page 1-2-3-4-5-6 On 6/15/2001, Krestrada wrote: HI THIS IS DEZZA SUFING THE WEB SAW YOUR SITE HAMSTERS RULE ` CATS DRULE DEZZA PS EMAIL ME BACK And then on 6/16/2001, Krestrada wrote again: HEY ME AND MY FRIEND ASHLEY ARE SURFING THE WEB. SAW YOUR SITE AGAIN. SEE YA! HAMSTERS RULE HAMSTER HATERS DRULE DEZZA@ASHLEY Dear Dezza (& Ashley): We are pleased and excited that you are taking the time to visit our site so regularly! It is very gratifying to know that we are providing a service that you enjoy! If you have any suggestions on how to make our site even more fun, please pass them along and we'll be sure to consider them. You're right, too--HAMSTERS RULE! And we're glad you're not Hamster Haters! Take care & VIVA LES HAMSTERS!
On 6/25/01, "josh dees" wrote: I would like to join the hlf as a Hit Man, i noticed that you didnt have one. I would not require much, in fact, no pay at all, im in a slump, anyways, respond soon please. You will need to follow the instructions found on our site for application to join the HLF. Thank you for your interest. On 7/8/01, we received the following spam from a "Zachary Dernas" at our HLF HQ: Dear Candidate, You were recently selected by The Office of The Managing Director for a free listing on The International Executive Guild's CD-ROM. Our researchers gather information from many recognized sources, including professional associations and societies, trade organizations, newspaper and magazine publications, web presence, and referrals from existing members. As a highly respected professional in your field of expertise, we believe your contributions merit very serious consideration for inclusion on The International Executive Guild's CD-ROM. To maintain the level of accuracy, we ask you to click on the web address highlighted below and fill out the brief bit of information required for inclusion. There is no cost or obligation to be listed on The International Executive Guild's CD-ROM. Remember, this site is for executives, professionals, & entrepreneurs only! Congratulations, Now, of course, the reply-to address was bogus and the "unsubscribe" link at the bottom would probably have just been used to verify our address and send more spam to us. But this was an example of an especially lazy spammer... he was using a mail-to form within the email and it was fairly simple to look at the html code and figure out his real address (harristom@alloymail.com); thus, we sent the following email response to him: Dear Zachary Demas (if that is your real name, which I doubt, since your REAL email address shows "Tom Harris): Thank you for the opportunity to have my name listed on The International Executive Guild's CD-ROM. I can't tell you what an honor it is. Really. I can't tell you. I am unbelievably thrilled to have an opportunity to be one of several million to whom this offer has been extended. I especially enjoy your invitational technique--you use spam! Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of this??? Well, since you obviously purchased our email address from some highly-reputable source, let me tell you a bit about our organization. We are a rodential terrorist organization dedicated to the proposition that rodents are worthy of equal rights and protections under the law. We find it abhorrent that some "humans" (e.g., spammers) are given more rights than rodents. We have made it our lives' battle to uphold, uplift, and defend rodents wherever and whenever we are needed. We are the world's premiere rodential terrorist organization. Since you invited us personally (well, sort of personally, right??) to be a part of The International Executive Guild's CD-ROM, you must have known that we would provide an air of legitimacy to your product and eagerly sought out our inclusion. Alas, we must remain aloof, however, for you do not meet our high standards. As we have often stated, many apply to be associated with us, yet few are worthy. Do not lose hope, though--someday, if you stop your evil ways, you may apply for reconsideration. Until then, I remain Sincerely, --gair Cici wrote (8/10/01): Dear HLF, My name is Cici. I am a 14 year old girl, and i am sad to say my beloved pet and friend Javier (a hamster) recently passed away. I recieved him as a Christmas present from my grandparents. He was my best friend for 1 and a half years, until a few weeks ago. I will always miss him, but i know if he was still alive he would like me to take part in the Hamster Liberation Front. I want to do my best to carry out his wishes because I am sure I will meet up with him...someday...somewhere and i want him to be proud of me. So my question for you is, can i help in anyway possible? Thank You, and good work; <3 Cici Dear Cici: You are doing well to remember your friend in the best possible light and keep his memory alive. Keep spreading the word about the bond of love the two of you shared and you will convince everyone who hears it that rodents are our friends. Thank you for sharing your inspirational story with us. JDCDDaniel wrote (8/15/01): DEAR HLF , IF YOU ARE FOR REAL I COMPLETELY APPLAUD YOUR EFFORTS TO LIBERATE OUR RODENT FRIENDS! SOMEONE
YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW Dear JDCDDaniel: Thank you for your support. It's good to know that we have someone we don't need to know somewhere in the US of A in our corner. It is through the anonymous attention, devotion, and donations of such as yourself that we have come to be known as the World's Premiere Rodential Terrorists Organization. Again, we thank you. Casey Lorenzet wrote (8/18/01): Now pay very close attention to this important message! (Sorry but once read, must be sent.) Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories. <snip a whole bunch of garbage that says, basically, you will be a loser forever if you don't forward this piece of tripe chain email and which actually should say that any friend to whom you send this email (unless they're as brain-dead as you are) will be lost forever and ever> Wow... this chain email has been going on since 1863? Pretty damned impressive... res0ggjl wrote (8/27/01): VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!! Rodentia unite! David Orr wrote (10/5/01): At my school we disect hamsters in the name of "Science"! i thoughgt that they were dead when they arrived at the college but it turns out they are killed on site! the technitions tortue the poor little fellas for hours using a variety of instruments! i hate this Im debating blowwing up the technitions cars with several blocks of C4-what do you recon? please mail back with help We agree--this is horrendous behavior! Never fear, however--our Crack Gerbil Suicide Squad has already mobilized (they get a little eager--we wish they would calm down sometimes, but they feel time is of the essence & are *very* dedicated to their ideals) and will be on the scene shortly. In the meantime, we suggest you use our patented "hamster dropping bombs" (recipe can be found on the HLF page of our website) in lieu of C4; our bombs are easier to clean up afterwards than true explosives. Thanks for keeping us informed! VIVA LES HAMSTERS! "Christine Hall" (if that is her real name) wrote (10/18/01): Hello, I visited www.hamsterliberationfront.com and I noticed that you are not listed on some search engines. I am sure you can increase the number of people who visit www.hamsterliberationfront.com . Do you know TrafficMagnet? TrafficMagnet is a unique technology that instantly submits your web site to over 300,000+ search engines and directories every month. This is a very low-cost and effective way of advertising your site. To check our prices and submit www.hamsterliberationfront.com to 300,000+ search engines, go to TrafficMagnet I would love to hear from you. Best Regards, Dear Ms. Hall: Thank you for your recent correspondence to our organization. In your email, you indicated you noticed we were not listed in some of 300,000+ search engines and directories and offer to us a "low-cost and effective way" of submitting our site to so many sites that are eager to list our site. While this is, indeed, an intriguing idea, we feel such sites should come to us personally and individually to request permission to list us in their search engines, directories, and other related referral-generating sites. If they are not willing to put forth some effort to list us, they do not deserve our attention. On another note, I just visited your site (so kindly listed several times in your email message); I noticed it only contains a front page that indicates the site is "under construction" (what a unique turn of phrase you have created!) and that the name is registered by Network Solutions (a VeriSign(r) Company). In addition, your "Sign Up Now" button pictured in your email to me is merely a picture, not a working button. This was distressing to me, for I was going to make a donation to your company merely for making yourselves known to us... but, alas, I shall have to spend the money on Snickers (r) candybars instead. I wish you the best of luck; I also request that you remove our email address from your spamming database. Thank you. Visit Fan Mail Page 1-2-3-4-5-6
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